i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I think I am morally bankrupt
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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