were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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