i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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