So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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