Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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