Semen is not good for contacts.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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