Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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