Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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