Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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