just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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