You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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