Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
