drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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