Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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