going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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