she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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