I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
