are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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