i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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