So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
