The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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