would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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