My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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