i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I touched a dick in church today
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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