My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Randomize
