The maid of honor just puked.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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