I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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