Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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