he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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