So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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