come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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