Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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