Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
40s are totally the cure
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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