Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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