There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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