Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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