Do you still have your period?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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