What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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