I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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