there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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