okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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