no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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