have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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