Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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