I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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