Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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