We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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