There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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