this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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