ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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