Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
