Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
