To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Green mimosas i think yes
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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