that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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